"Man, a lifted wagon would probably be smarter than a truck"

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05/12/2019 at 23:29 • Filed to: He's reached a new peak for stupid

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“ An inline-6 XC70 would be a great  idea!”


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB
05/12/2019 at 23:36

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My buddy has an ‘05 T5 AWD , it’s an absolute beast through the ice and snow. He wants to upgrade to a ‘13 T6. It’s really changed my opinion on some Volvos -- until I read any AestheticsInMotion post.


Kinja'd!!! CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/12/2019 at 23:39

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What’s the worst that could happen? Although I should probably save up for a second XC70 for when the first one breaks.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB
05/12/2019 at 23:42

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You could just get a low-mileage one and have it for a few years and move on before get things worse. That’s what I’d do with all these fancy cars if I had the monies to do so.


Kinja'd!!! CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/12/2019 at 23:46

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Smart.

I also know to not consider a vehicle as any sort of asset, so I accept that I ’ll get seventy-three cents and a blue M&M for whatever when I offload it and I’m good.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB
05/12/2019 at 23:48

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Right, you need, “fuck you” money, or “I don’t give a fuck” mindset.

I have neither.


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/13/2019 at 00:18

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I mean... TECHNICALLY my current Volvo has never left me stranded seeing as how it worked the single  time I needed to drive it. And as a bonus it’s distracting my HOA from my tomato vines that hang off my deck!


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AestheticsInMotion
05/13/2019 at 00:20

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Your hand-waving tactics don’t work on me. My Lexus hasn’t left me stranded either, but I’ve sure as shit spent a penny on it in my brief ownership.


Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > CB
05/13/2019 at 01:03

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Who you calling stupid? Volvo’s are great! Take it from a guy whose Volvo currently needs to be started with a hammer


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > CB
05/13/2019 at 01:05

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Some g reat ideas will always remain great as long as you don't act on them. This may be one of them.


Kinja'd!!! Rocky59 > CB
05/13/2019 at 01:54

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This is what I would do as well. Stick to the well-known reliable.


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/13/2019 at 03:12

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are they really that bad? I just bough t an ‘04 for a song with 300+kkms on the body and 45kkm’s on the engine and trans.


Kinja'd!!! Sovande > CB
05/13/2019 at 06:15

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I have owned 7 Volvos - from 1982 - 2015 - and not a single one has left me stranded.  In my opinion the problem with buying a used Volvo is that they will continue to run even with a ton of deferred maintenance.  Just find one with well documented maintenance history and you should be fine.


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > CB
05/13/2019 at 07:10

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Bah, they’re not that bad. I may be about to start daily driving our 2012 XC70 with the n/a 3.2. Because I don’t want to maintain BOTH my E46 and the Volvo, and the Volvo is simply newer. Did I mention my wife’s car is a Mini? And oh yeah our 4th vehicle is 59 years old.

*don’t take car advice from this guy*


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > CB
05/13/2019 at 07:31

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A lifted minivan “is” smarter than a truck.....


Kinja'd!!! Rocky59 > Sovande
05/15/2019 at 22:56

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Volvo’s are very reliable vehicles indeed. We’ve just detailed a buddy’s T5 AWD after we installed the lights from 4WheelOnline. Still looks like new and runs smoothly.